Omnilynx's Domain
Home of All Depression
Do you often wonder what your purpose is in life?
Do you suspect that it has something to do with
population control? I get that kind of day, too.
And it was on just that kind of day that I found
my purpose. I would operate the greatest pessimist's
web page ever. And so began my Odyssey... And this
is the outcome. It is a masterpiece of despair. Feel
free to totally reject enjoying this page, and wallow
in self-pity. I don't care!
On the other hand, if you do want to see what this
page is about, here are the categories...
Links-Duh. These are the utterly obvious links to
other pessimist sites. But you don't need to go to
them. My page is much more depressing.
Files-These are various files that I've come across
in my wanderings that, for some reason, absolutely
had to be included on this page.
Comments-These are various comments, observations, etc.
that people have sent me. I also have some of my rants
in there.
Mascot-This page has an official Mascot, a thing whos
dreary existance I cannot hope to match. Meet Marvin.
Home of All Depression
Do you often wonder what your purpose is in life?
Do you suspect that it has something to do with
population control? I get that kind of day, too.
And it was on just that kind of day that I found
my purpose. I would operate the greatest pessimist's
web page ever. And so began my Odyssey... And this
is the outcome. It is a masterpiece of despair. Feel
free to totally reject enjoying this page, and wallow
in self-pity. I don't care!
On the other hand, if you do want to see what this
page is about, here are the categories...
Links-Duh. These are the utterly obvious links to
other pessimist sites. But you don't need to go to
them. My page is much more depressing.
Files-These are various files that I've come across
in my wanderings that, for some reason, absolutely
had to be included on this page.
Comments-These are various comments, observations, etc.
that people have sent me. I also have some of my rants
in there.
Mascot-This page has an official Mascot, a thing whos
dreary existance I cannot hope to match. Meet Marvin.